Monday, December 19, 2011
Will the great FSM ever forgive me?
I am so ashamed...and I pray that the Flying Spaghetti monster will find it in his meat to forgive me. Here is my story, and I constanly regret it: I was making spaghetti, the holiest of pastas, when I went to the computor while I waited. I got distracted and totally forgot about my spaghetti! When I came back it had boiled over and the spaghetti was ruined! I have degraded the most sacred of pastas, the King of Pastas! And we all know what it says in Raviolus 2:13, "Respect thy pastas, for they are all sacred, but most of all respect spaghetti, for it is the King of Pastas, and it is made in His image," do you think I will ever be forgiven?
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