Can some body answer this please?

Sorry but...no question..I just thought that would get your attention....Im just bored and depressed....as I ALWAYS am...sooooo 6 random question.:D Question 1: What is the most embaring thing that EVER happened to you? Question 2: Are those oranges or melons? ;) Question 3: What is your New Years resolution? Question 4: What race are you? Question 5:What do you see behind you right now? Question 6: Ummmmm......I can't think of anything for question six soooo........im bored and depressed LOL. Say something...ANYTHING I don't care. Entertain me, say hi, tell a story, ask me a question, I don't care say ANYTHING! :D