Got chatted up by a perv im 13 PLEASE HELP?

Tell him that him contacting your parents is a grand idea. Your dad needs more online friends because he was just released from prison and most guys won't talk to him because they are scared of the fact he was found guilty of raping a 23 year old man oraley and then sodomizing him with a baseball bat. Tell him your mother was really embaressed because of her position as chief of police. And you were so upset as a result of all this turmoil that you have begun collecting weapons and ammo. Your dream: to cut off and display 1000 ' in a museum you are making called "Dingalings of Online Dingalings". Fear not my child, for the power of perviness can wrk in your favor just as easiley as it can his! Good luck & God bless!